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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:58

Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Aaron Judge's 469-Foot Home Run in Kansas City Left Baseball World in Disbelief - Sports Illustrated
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Oxford study finds 'extraordinary' tremors caused by tsunamis - BBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Apple’s Upgrades to CarPlay, iPad and Vision Pro Outshine Liquid Glass - Bloomberg.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Most-complete Stegosaur skull ever found forces rewrite of dinosaur history - Earth.com
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
No go.
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Why prostate cancer screenings matter — what Utah men should know - KSL News
No way
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Rare Red Sprite Photographed in Tibet Dazzles Social Media - PetaPixel