What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Aaron Judge's 469-Foot Home Run in Kansas City Left Baseball World in Disbelief - Sports Illustrated

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Squished Like a Bug By an Ornithopter Playing Dune: Awakening PvP? You're Not Alone — And Funcom's Looking Into It - IGN

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Oxford study finds 'extraordinary' tremors caused by tsunamis - BBC

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Apple’s Upgrades to CarPlay, iPad and Vision Pro Outshine Liquid Glass - Bloomberg.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Most-complete Stegosaur skull ever found forces rewrite of dinosaur history - Earth.com

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

No go.

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Why prostate cancer screenings matter — what Utah men should know - KSL News

No way

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Rare Red Sprite Photographed in Tibet Dazzles Social Media - PetaPixel